{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "its ur duty as an older sibling or cousin to tell as many  absurd lies to a child as possible so in the future it develops the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/688963966943313920/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://evilnicegirl.tumblr.com/post/688057634301067264/its-ur-duty-as-an-older-sibling-or-cousin-to-tell\" target=\"_blank\">evilnicegirl</a>:</p><blockquote><p>its ur duty as an older sibling or cousin to tell as many  absurd lies to a child as possible so in the future it develops the critical thinking skills to know which posts on the internet are satire</p></blockquote>"}