{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "*opens tinder*\n*sees the name \"Brantleigh\"*\n*closes tinder*", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/688827791209283584/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://willemdafoeass.tumblr.com/post/686286690552266752/opens-tinder-sees-the-name\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">willemdafoeass</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"http://mr-tom-hiddlestoned.tumblr.com/post/180552329926/opens-tinder-sees-the-name\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mr-tom-hiddlestoned</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://delicatemv.tumblr.com/post/180548710544/opens-tinder-sees-the-name\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">delicatemv</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://cinderteethe.tumblr.com/post/180529204580/opens-tinder-sees-the-name\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">cinderteethe</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://yo-its-matt.tumblr.com/post/178503788392/opens-tinder-sees-the-name\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">yo-its-matt</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://yo-its-matt.tumblr.com/post/176272989247/opens-tinder-sees-the-name\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">yo-its-matt</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://yo-its-matt.tumblr.com/post/176199513617/opens-tinder-sees-the-name\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">yo-its-matt</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://yo-its-matt.tumblr.com/post/176184077412/opens-tinder-sees-the-name\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">yo-its-matt</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>*opens tinder*</p>\n<p>*sees the name \u201cBrantleigh\u201d*</p>\n<p>*closes tinder*</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>*reopens tinder*</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"201\" data-orig-width=\"640\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_pcbxmegdlz1s8nms3_540_3f5345e7e909.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"201\" data-orig-width=\"640\"/></figure><p>*closes tinder*</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Hey I\u2019m having an aneurism</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"236\" data-orig-width=\"640\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_pcfr1rU3Yh1s8nms3_540_33957e7f53fb.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"236\" data-orig-width=\"640\"/></figure></blockquote>\n\n<p>I don\u2019t even have anything to add with this one</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"326\" data-orig-width=\"640\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_pfp9m5QqZB1s8nms3_540_9e7b7d7884ac.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"326\" data-orig-width=\"640\"/></figure></blockquote>\n\n<p>\u2026<i>drittney</i>? </p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>it\u2019s drittney bitch</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>it\u2019s drittney ditch</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n\n<p>it\u2019s drittney ditch</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_pcbxmegdlz1s8nms3_540_3f5345e7e909.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 170}