{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Remember that \"three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable\" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/688649790259642368/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://thehotgirlproject.tumblr.com/post/688538446262943744/wasted-away-again-in-meageritaville\" target=\"_blank\">thehotgirlproject</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://killwizard.tumblr.com/post/670769762446508032/jimmy-budgett\" target=\"_blank\">killwizard</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://gunsandfireandshit.tumblr.com/post/649872600391155712\" target=\"_blank\">gunsandfireandshit</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://gunsandfireandshit.tumblr.com/post/649866881640087552/remember-that-three-items-from-the-store-to-make\" target=\"_blank\">gunsandfireandshit</a>:</p><blockquote><h1>Remember that &ldquo;three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable&rdquo; meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these</h1><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"2048\" data-orig-width=\"2045\"><img src=\"/media/e130db47da448480d88b0ce67220c61069ad18fc_4889772e016a.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"2048\" data-orig-width=\"2045\" srcset=\"/media/913b065abfdf348c160a808f24806220543a83f0_9d77c3f96720.jpg 75w, /media/9998a7a5b25bb517e77d98d9b7979ac994208043_793a545a928f.jpg 100w, /media/b643f85ac1dd38bd6e770cb4b8c34d580f42ada2_59d32e216748.jpg 250w, /media/9adc3703a85244d6ebe8f314e2a9273b89c2fad8_5e6891b59d3e.jpg 400w, /media/ff569c24b578aef39cfeb2abcba0a64ceeff764e_5476dfdf9bf7.jpg 500w, /media/77788c35e752623d39c16ac0ab5fb851dd81318b_084844bf4f57.jpg 540w, /media/e130db47da448480d88b0ce67220c61069ad18fc_4889772e016a.jpg 640w, /media/d8ad2a5e552b496c4d804790686bb24394ef773c_c4f807d3a5ac.jpg 1280w, /media/4e7525ab7cc7885aa7bcaed173b27a538467179b_eb92802222db.jpg 2045w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"292\" data-orig-width=\"854\"><img src=\"/media/39fbd65d703a02c9830c1f3abe01597bb68e6c13_a0160c0fad9b.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"292\" data-orig-width=\"854\" srcset=\"/media/5f723537b9097ed35f477c85d783397f3a09c96b_a6ea0b2a483a.jpg 75w, /media/c415b833dee274b20e87f1d3b870bdfdcf3de5ec_3978e08388eb.jpg 100w, /media/132913c26e17d0aea93b91a6c48ae370553690f6_5b3fe5ba3e00.jpg 250w, /media/a3306c17ac08e68d40264ecf7395ad3474003f43_dc262a669ece.jpg 400w, /media/c625cc698e6e8cbb623d614eb03bb28dd08a0afb_dd8c9110bce3.jpg 500w, /media/480f91a360d94e1fecc53bec90dc62f7061333c9_16461e24b319.jpg 540w, /media/39fbd65d703a02c9830c1f3abe01597bb68e6c13_a0160c0fad9b.jpg 640w, /media/7d9516552b8c23b96b04e624b32713034616a503_d52689fc08ff.jpg 854w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 854px) 100vw, 854px\"/></figure></div></blockquote><p>Jimmy Budgett</p></blockquote><p>Wasted away again in Meageritaville </p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/e130db47da448480d88b0ce67220c61069ad18fc_4889772e016a.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 641}