{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "the best time to jack off was five years ago. the second best time is right now", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/688344283242217472/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://girlballs.tumblr.com/post/688322268910223361/the-best-time-to-jack-off-was-five-years-ago-the\" target=\"_blank\">girlballs</a>:</p><blockquote><p>the best time to jack off was five years ago. the second best time is right now </p></blockquote>"}