{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So uuuuhhhh\u2026got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/688342085986910208/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/tequilaxmockingbird08/684162100727300096\" target=\"_blank\">tequilaxmockingbird08</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/issamomma/684161384210153472\" target=\"_blank\">issamomma</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/issamomma/684160962622832640\" target=\"_blank\">issamomma</a>:</p><blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"2048\" data-orig-width=\"1536\"><img src=\"/media/3a99980da43f6870dde08f93a0504f47514a89d2_ad64953611eb.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"2048\" data-orig-width=\"1536\" srcset=\"/media/0a2edb3f0ab8feb378bedd7f95fee7d336b3dd8b_8bdbb4d665f0.jpg 75w, /media/8abc2ff1b4cde72f9f6eb84772461bb9de00eaa5_acfba278c4d6.jpg 100w, /media/4e04f081081be16e364e8046731a43905b46b8dd_7702b628d3a1.jpg 250w, /media/81324805fda2fbafed1fa8caabc7cd8445be121e_9cbad0944ef7.jpg 400w, /media/0f89523f6bbe6269eb3daf51a826fac9e98a32b2_d9ee83ad8c60.jpg 500w, /media/9095399da4958c13f20c293cbef99685ddd3d1ab_d59c98a131e9.jpg 540w, /media/3a99980da43f6870dde08f93a0504f47514a89d2_ad64953611eb.jpg 640w, /media/da2915f31813f881530a9ad9f3c5b89f926f903b_705f4e9809d5.jpg 1280w, /media/7e43161f3885ffdb4b4a1e2782eb2e21a04979f0_67f77985aceb.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div><p>So uuuuhhhh\u2026got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new. </p></blockquote><p>Guys I just realized they meant there\u2019s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, \u201cDING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG GOVERNMENT DOESN\u2019T WANT YOU TO KNOW. TEXAS IS REAL. LOOK IT UP. GET THIS TO THE PEOPLE.\u201d Like some big exec at Yoplait is ready to lose his life over exposing a national secret through the medium of childrens\u2019 yogurt snack tubes. </p></blockquote><p>Omfg</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/3a99980da43f6870dde08f93a0504f47514a89d2_ad64953611eb.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 853}