{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "These military freaks are just mad because they want to kiss you", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/687314716487532544/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>These military freaks are just mad because they want to kiss you </p></div>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://afloweroutofstone.tumblr.com/post/687272998943719424/these-military-freaks-are-just-mad-because-they\">afloweroutofstone</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Lloyd Austin sending a team of Green Berets to break down my door and smooch me on the cheek</p></blockquote><p><p>It&rsquo;s interesting that the &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t Ask, Don&rsquo;t Tell&rdquo; era left a residue of military reputation invested as Not Gay</p></p>"}