{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "If I was in a top secret branch of the military, I would name every classified action \"Operation Updog.\" \nThen whenever someone...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/686777525579431936/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://cipheramnesia.tumblr.com/post/620448327447740417/then-go-in-for-the-high-five\" target=\"_blank\">cipheramnesia</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://cipheramnesia.tumblr.com/post/620448286772461568/if-i-was-in-a-top-secret-branch-of-the-military-i\" target=\"_blank\">cipheramnesia</a>:</p><blockquote><p>If I was in a top secret branch of the military, I would name every classified action &ldquo;Operation Updog.&rdquo; </p><p>Then whenever someone asked what&rsquo;s &ldquo;Updog&rdquo; I&rsquo;d say &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t have clearance to know what&rsquo;s up dog.&rdquo;</p></blockquote><p>Then go in for the high five. </p></blockquote>"}