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Like when I said

“oh hey, for the next 30 seconds some of our best artists are going to use all their techniques and leverage all your emotions and desires and every social value in a masterful, unapologetic, and unforgettable bid for you to give us money, and then everyone will move on and no one will acknowledge this even happened.”

here, like, seriously. Shows that wink at the audience will joke about going to commercial, SNL will fake towards a break and do a commercial parody instead, but no one ever acknowledges them when they come back afterwards

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