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bogleech:

It\u2019s 2022 and Dungeons and Dragons still doesn\u2019t have a core player race with a creepy/spooky angle. The only two times I ever played Dungeons and Dragons, all character creation was limited to just the basic player\u2019s handbook, and that would have still given me options as goofy as part dragon or part devil or a magical robot, but not any kind of aberration-based race? No slimy ghoulie creepo??? You\u2019re telling me there\u2019s unethical wizards running around making new kinds of owlbears like an oregonian makes a sushi burrito and there\u2019s no level one farmboys or barmaids with ANY tentacles? There should be a shitload

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Yeah, Portland is downstream of Hawaiian food trends, it’s weird

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