{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Had an childhood best friend across the street and his dad (the guy who brought Cold-Eeze to market) on Facebook is all like,...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/685477022443634688/", "html": "<p>Had an childhood best friend across the street and his dad (the guy who brought Cold-Eeze to market) on Facebook is all like, being a proud patriarch and showing off pictures of his grandchildren, but between the pictures and the captions there&rsquo;s this unmistakable note of pride that the teenage children of these older siblings I knew are now <i>mature</i> and <i>attractive</i> for him to show off, its hinky </p><p>(Is his family foreign? Yes. What kind? <i>British Colonial </i>and<i> Irish Traveler</i>. Which was always hard to parse, generally in such alignment with my own background the times it was completely different were quite the surprise.)</p>"}