{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "btw i found a lot of people who work private security literally fully think they\u2019re cops. it\u2019s really funny and sometimes...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/685374066866225152/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://foreveriallyzombified.tumblr.com/post/669391473165336576\" target=\"_blank\">foreveriallyzombified</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://foreveriallyzombified.tumblr.com/post/669390391858102273\" target=\"_blank\">foreveriallyzombified</a>:</p><blockquote><p>btw i found a lot of people who work private security literally fully think they\u2019re cops. it\u2019s really funny and sometimes disturbing</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"417\" data-orig-width=\"1125\"><img src=\"/media/346caa804f785bd32c1977c2ac9796541079eaa1_c8802895cb89.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"417\" data-orig-width=\"1125\" srcset=\"/media/b49f75b1a028fca3e7ba46c49fc3d053ac781e13_bb0c8db28433.jpg 75w, /media/88b6f8bdc82ee2761763c5cf5c6e31683a8fa738_9a63066ed481.jpg 100w, /media/f081e0e93571509c07d1020b51031f51eb32ee68_c89fb652b052.jpg 250w, /media/367b088561266fd83a1caebc0cfc6a0aa4e01e33_cc4e41d37475.jpg 400w, /media/0abd1e86c80b20fa9a0991e93568b9cb6c7bf4d8_15e3f85a1322.jpg 500w, /media/0eaa0a7cecde4e8823a88ef12c3c92eb7ee730e1_7d791e3e8994.jpg 540w, /media/346caa804f785bd32c1977c2ac9796541079eaa1_c8802895cb89.jpg 640w, /media/187f4c19b674f063f880d68d4076d5fe815faf8c_1ffbd406d807.jpg 1125w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\"/></figure></div><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1378\" data-orig-width=\"1125\"><img src=\"/media/39db2aedd4a74452e0e78923bd5ca1037b6881fa_30ce7f776a86.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1378\" data-orig-width=\"1125\" srcset=\"/media/a6495d3565ccfec43ae81095041cb7764eea0e1f_0eb96b0b37d5.jpg 75w, /media/42ae51655ce2e366b12ba8d79a1fec23d612b956_5e4e0db14282.jpg 100w, /media/17a43be8b00e81554f44d92a0eed184ea95e3aa0_7a41e2c79166.jpg 250w, /media/39feac6263afc2125b491dae923348bef552787c_316c1bdc496e.jpg 400w, /media/806abdbaf676d3b19bfc3ac5f2b85b475e8913ad_aea0e55fd6f7.jpg 500w, /media/06bc56fa2908af369cf17fe2c07df39773cf3641_aa23d889a7de.jpg 540w, /media/39db2aedd4a74452e0e78923bd5ca1037b6881fa_30ce7f776a86.jpg 640w, /media/7bc6fd0d1ae0e54531257d5d05efb1b1fb8661b2_b6c416e6e30b.jpg 1125w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\"/></figure></div><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1941\" data-orig-width=\"1125\"><img src=\"/media/c20256326a53fea7e2dc252f90a43f6009e83e71_9a36de21d94a.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1941\" data-orig-width=\"1125\" srcset=\"/media/5202dfee4b6e6a6fc552d6b4c7674b93ff0ffc20_e13371f66910.jpg 75w, /media/53b8566e312d4f73cb287324c0065016b48e1e67_dfe97fd9c254.jpg 100w, /media/d79ee53fc56daa062426b7bf48d08047272c741b_92352e10529e.jpg 232w, /media/b9543872015326c4c76e16b3c5e6b8e50d887dd8_4e6da2e9baeb.jpg 348w, /media/f717d11dea3d07ae6a08ead5ebd48dd44c4be396_7d25d7be20fd.jpg 435w, /media/1e3ca36804bb3109d4257c7656641e1ef5c040c0_f54668533e48.jpg 469w, /media/c20256326a53fea7e2dc252f90a43f6009e83e71_9a36de21d94a.jpg 556w, /media/60980631de00b15e3b7a7580e46fc3e8b4f81482_60a5cb328aa5.jpg 1113w, /media/f873855f08a42f29e57984f297d436e266a4163e_c7aabbb2b95c.jpg 1125w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\"/></figure></div></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/346caa804f785bd32c1977c2ac9796541079eaa1_c8802895cb89.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 237}