{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "the only honest part of Shinto is the part where they carry a giant carved wooden dick through the town, that\u2019s for real.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/684987864376852480/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/182650264529/the-only-honest-part-of-shinto-is-the-part-where\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://genghis-khanye.tumblr.com/post/182650146682/the-only-honest-part-of-shinto-is-the-part-where\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">genghis-khanye</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/182650040589/the-only-honest-part-of-shinto-is-the-part-where\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>the only honest part of Shinto is the part where they carry a giant carved wooden dick through the town, that\u2019s for real.</p></blockquote>\n<p>shut the fuck up liberal</p>\n</blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"497\" data-orig-width=\"600\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pmlfdgRcPe1t9eqi1_540_5cb75d31975c.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"497\" data-orig-width=\"600\"/></figure><p>should hold one of these in the Vatican, bunch of dicks there.</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n\n<p>I like the gaijin in the lower right who came out to see the dick festival</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_pmlfdgRcPe1t9eqi1_540_5cb75d31975c.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 447}