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fruityyamenrunner:

raginrayguns:

kontextmaschine:

raginrayguns:

raginrayguns:

the uk has a queen?? do they also have a fucking wizard? a… idk…. it’s like putting a clown in charge. It’s a halloween costume

@vaniver said:

archbishop of canterbury is like a wizard

:o

Jesus, you’d think a priest of his stature would have better than that +1 staff

youd think the priest at the origin of the industrial revolution would have a steam-powered staff\u2014holy water steam btw\u2014and do special miracles that depend on the turning of its gears (portable church organ?)

>origin of the industrial revolution

>Canterbury

clearly you’re thinking of the Bishop of Manchester

unfortunately he doesn’t have an enchanted staff at all but he does appear to have Liberalism and isn’t that the real meaning of Manchester Industry in the end?

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Wasn’t it like, Presbyterianism tho?

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