{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I was talking about Goosebumps with a friend tonight and found the greatest tagline for any work of horror ever", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/684726879839813632/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://adjoint-law.tumblr.com/post/684725826663612416/if-the-protagonist-doesnt-die-within-20-pages-im\" target=\"_blank\">adjoint-law</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://weaver-z.tumblr.com/post/658743524020404224/im-obsessed-with-how-quickly-this-gets-to-the\" target=\"_blank\">weaver-z</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://weaver-z.tumblr.com/post/658743416646172672/i-was-talking-about-goosebumps-with-a-friend\" target=\"_blank\">weaver-z</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I was talking about Goosebumps with a friend tonight and found the greatest tagline for any work of horror ever</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1990\" data-orig-width=\"1368\"><img src=\"/media/7fc5878b254ca9ff9e9748155882e50630f49d4f_12fc809f9814.png\" data-orig-height=\"1990\" data-orig-width=\"1368\" srcset=\"/media/777dc0992cde070d744d3124077743405ec648fd_3831ea2a518a.png 75w, /media/de65a72d66986103a336107d6e2284a801e28b96_6f0fc5281a84.png 100w, /media/ebfeda8cff46f6fe0a85cb88fed2fa5b64e63aee_17d742ead9db.png 250w, /media/0c1c93ae531914e6e6c19ad178e4775fea6d8504_e7b60fe6aa67.png 400w, /media/0dbdf9edf76b6d94a06a5ff60ac9c26bc3087660_e05b36388dc1.png 500w, /media/0f31d7d0296fb45d072fed18ac2d775d8944f1a8_09e2179736f0.png 540w, /media/7fc5878b254ca9ff9e9748155882e50630f49d4f_12fc809f9814.png 640w, /media/524394d039736230bfcec40dbb660fd9997cfe8a_415b77dc810c.png 1280w, /media/3ae023b0bb09a67e3da2b3b5809ebd9fa183f22b_d249acb27f2e.png 1368w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div><p>I&rsquo;m OBSESSED with how quickly this gets to the point. <b>Welcome to Dead House. It will just kill you. </b></p></blockquote><p>If the protagonist doesn&rsquo;t die within 20 pages I&rsquo;m going to be severely disappointed</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/7fc5878b254ca9ff9e9748155882e50630f49d4f_12fc809f9814.png", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 931}