{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "jonathan harker: cool, thanks for the crucifix, literally only taking this to end a socially awkward situation, why is this...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/684298896801972224/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://hoothootmotherf-ckers.tumblr.com/post/683338905800622080/jonathan-harker-cool-thanks-for-the-crucifix\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">hoothootmotherf-ckers</a>:</p><blockquote><p>jonathan harker: cool, thanks for the crucifix, literally only taking this to end a socially awkward situation, <i>why</i> is this relevant?</p><p>all of us, with the cultural knowledge of how the story of Dracula works:\u00a0</p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"720\" data-orig-width=\"1280\"><img src=\"/media/681ee881d3a685b2431dfdf769778818e4becacc_e58731fbde18.png\" data-orig-height=\"720\" data-orig-width=\"1280\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<p>I think the key thing about Dracula Daily is that everyone is getting the same digestible portion of content to experience at the same time; that&rsquo;s the real reason we&rsquo;ve been fixating on TV shows and politics ever since everyone was online</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/681ee881d3a685b2431dfdf769778818e4becacc_e58731fbde18.png", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 304}