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jonathan harker: cool, thanks for the crucifix, literally only taking this to end a socially awkward situation, why is this...

hoothootmotherf-ckers:

jonathan harker: cool, thanks for the crucifix, literally only taking this to end a socially awkward situation, why is this relevant?

all of us, with the cultural knowledge of how the story of Dracula works: 

I think the key thing about Dracula Daily is that everyone is getting the same digestible portion of content to experience at the same time; that’s the real reason we’ve been fixating on TV shows and politics ever since everyone was online