{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "time smells bad.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/684263332822269952/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://derinthescarletpescatarian.tumblr.com/post/683182536889942016/conclusion-the-scientific-method-gives-people\" target=\"_blank\">derinthescarletpescatarian</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://lastvalyrian.tumblr.com/post/659626206583472128/this-time-its-the-opposite-of-greek-philosophy\" target=\"_blank\">lastvalyrian</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/garbage-empress/654700886421078016\" target=\"_blank\">garbage-empress</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/garbage-empress/654700839414448128\" target=\"_blank\">garbage-empress</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/larckla/654699613035577344\" target=\"_blank\">larckla</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/garbage-empress/653797878851141632\" target=\"_blank\">garbage-empress</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/garbage-empress/653794105501073408\" target=\"_blank\">garbage-empress</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://chrome--horse.tumblr.com/post/653761742016512000/what-synesthetic-bullcrap-is-this-now\" target=\"_blank\">chrome&ndash;horse</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/garbage-empress/653756273167400960\" target=\"_blank\">garbage-empress</a>:</p><blockquote><p>time smells bad.</p></blockquote><p>what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now</p></blockquote><p>Listen</p><p>I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.</p><p>Milk smells bad the next day.</p><p>Why does milk smell bad?</p><p>Time gets in it.</p></blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https://tmblr.co/MNxmbJFED6vqnk9Qt1LCTYw\" target=\"_blank\">@ryanthecynic</a> </p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"132\" data-orig-width=\"638\"><img src=\"/media/34b850a97727f0d64fe9cd01f008043dd5b97dc2_8a02bcd84498.png\" data-orig-height=\"132\" data-orig-width=\"638\" alt=\"tag screenshot: #ancient greek philosophy\" srcset=\"/media/53dd2178c3e21340808f516a99c53b1196cea21c_0eac9db31532.png 75w, /media/b4f1ca39e7b22cefd9a7a47665a809fbb9d9ff60_a74ca7e6c2d7.png 100w, /media/8690208fadc28a3a1dbb5c6aee260a9c3a02764e_32c2f3377778.png 250w, /media/5c32cbe165afe8bba3bc18a3b4b2d03c2dee9d4c_a75a62b22b53.png 400w, /media/b96ed8a025e5bf8338be12ea8fd850e65a6287e8_04cadb44b5bb.png 500w, /media/a66e3360b4697462caf7813cedaa4606cdf1d11c_5db6b1993151.png 540w, /media/34b850a97727f0d64fe9cd01f008043dd5b97dc2_8a02bcd84498.png 638w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 638px) 100vw, 638px\"/><span class=\"tmblr-alt-text-helper\">ALT</span></figure></div></blockquote><p>Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down </p></blockquote><p>As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb</p></blockquote><p>The results are in! </p><p><br/></p><p>I have radiation poisoning!</p></blockquote><p>this time it\u2019s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method</p></blockquote><p>Conclusion: the scientific method gives people radiation poisoning</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/34b850a97727f0d64fe9cd01f008043dd5b97dc2_8a02bcd84498.png", "thumbnail_width": 638, "thumbnail_height": 132}