shrine to the prophet of americana

time smells bad.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

lastvalyrian:

garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

larckla:

garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

chrome–horse:

garbage-empress:

time smells bad.

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

@ryanthecynic

tag screenshot: #ancient greek philosophyALT

Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down

As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb

The results are in!


I have radiation poisoning!

this time it’s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method

Conclusion: the scientific method gives people radiation poisoning