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mangonetics:

mangonetics:

the worst part about being a samurai is it always takes a few seconds before someone’s blood will spray out of their wounds so you waste a lot of time waiting to see who won each dramatic showdown

And lemme tell ya there are a lot of dramatic showdowns. I’ll be on a nice walk when suddenly white flower petals are drifting on the wind and there’s someone I once considered a friend and confidant standing with his back to the full moon and Im just like. Fucks sake I swear I just did this.

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