Wait, about TikTok and the Depp trial, I just realized…

The Zoomers were in school in the ‘10s. Grew up under “cancel culture”. A girl who manipulates systems of “justice” and “accountability” to get her way is their stock image of a villain.

And with POTC Depp was an icon of childhood memories from the Before Time. Even pretty feminist under the old dispensation, “girls can be swashbuckling heroes too”

And but for as long as they’ve known they know the crybullies are evil, but the Adult World props up their schemes. But TikTok is a Zoomer preserve, they can speak their truth there and it’s accepted, even hegemonic. What a thrill!

The Zoomers have joined the culture war as playable characters and their first move is to drive a stake through the '10s

I KNEW we just had to hold in there

I KNEW it