"}Right-Wing: \u201cSo, you\u2019re going to stop taking sides against us.\u00a0 If you can\u2019t side with us, you\u2019re just going to shut up.\u201d
Corporate HR: \u201cExcuse me, but haven\u2019t you lost the culture war like every time?\u00a0 We\u2019re not going to obey someone who\u2019s clearly on the Wrong Side of History\u2122.\u00a0 What are you going to do, boycott us?\u00a0 Don\u2019t make me laugh.\u201d
Left-Wing: \u201cWait did she just put a trademark symbol on \u2018History\u2019?\u00a0 I thought we were the ones in charge of determining the meaning of histor-\u201d
Right-Wing: \u201cBoycott?\u00a0 I don\u2019t think you understand.\u00a0 The situation has changed.\u201d
Right-Wing * points a gun at Mickey Mouse. *
Right-Wing: \u201cIn sport-fighting, your goal is merely to win the round.\u00a0 Once the round is over, you no longer fight.\u00a0 Gay marriage, abortion\u2026 we attacked these things with laws, then shook hands and grumbled after we lost the match.\u201d
Left-Wing: \u201cNow hold on a minute-\u201d
Right-Wing: \u201cBut that\u2019s not war.\u201d
Right-Wing: \u201cIn war, your goal is to break the enemy\u2019s will or ability to fight.\u00a0 In war, you bomb the enemy\u2019s factories, warehouses, railroad bridges and safehouses.\u00a0 You capture depots and take over mines to deny the enemy resources.\u201d
Right-Wing: \u201cYou, as corporate HR, parrot Mr. Left-Wing\u2019s point of view, because Mr. Left-Wing thinks he has been fighting a culture war.\u00a0 He leisurely creates institutional positions to reward to his own men.\u201d
Left-Wing: \u201cThat\u2019s not fair!\u00a0\n Corporations don\u2019t pay the wages we demand!\n\nCops still beat up our guys!\u00a0 This is a struggle for our right to exist!\u201d
Right-Wing: \u201cYes, we are struggling against you for our right to exist.\u00a0 You made that rather clear, didn\u2019t you?\u00a0 A \u2018nazi\u2019 is someone with whom compromise is impossible.\u00a0 You claimed our very existence - without even action - was \u2018oppressive.\u2019\u00a0 This is a culture war, now.\u201d
Right-Wing: \u201cCorporate, are you a neutral producer of industrial goods and services, or are you a piece of enemy infrastructure?\u201d
Corporate: \u201cUh\u2026\u201d