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I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can...

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I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers

Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is

KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesn’t make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it

I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker

essence of ronald reagan

going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.

I CHANGED MY MIND NOTHING COULD COMPARE TO WHATEVERS IN THE AREA 51 DEL TACO

The parts of the Pentagon with fast food and shops are kind of like the parts of an airport/train station/subway with fast food and shops