{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Went to a weed dispensary I hadn't in a while and they explained the secret behind their obscenely cheap vape cartridges was...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/683765897402466305/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/683765742117748736/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Went to a weed dispensary I hadn&rsquo;t in a while and they explained the secret behind their obscenely cheap vape cartridges was they used terpenes from other plants, like their &ldquo;9 pound hammer&rdquo; was synthetic not from any actual 9lb hammer strain</p></blockquote>\n<p>Awkwardly hoping the DEA waits to deschedule cannabis cause then all the Oregon bounty is still super-cheap within state lines</p>"}