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kontextmaschine:

Wait shit next year I should see if matzah on Amazon does what it did in LA and gets super-cheap after Passover

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Jews like “whooo likes matzah, weirdo goy” but it’s better in its own right than Triscuts, especially the flavored ones, unleavened it’s filling as the convenience version of toast, and it’s a far better base for spreads than water crackers or any kinda fancy reception shit

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