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I need a new keychain bottle opener but everything on Amazon looks chintzy as hell

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Yeah this is where Amazon’s weak, product categories where there are a billion variants distinguished only by aesthetics but aesthetics are the thing you’re deciding on, keychains, windbreakers, drinking glasses, etc.

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