{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "how i sleep at night knowing i\u2019ll never go cave diving", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/683654700615303168/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://despazito.tumblr.com/post/683651325217718272/how-i-sleep-at-night-knowing-ill-never-go-cave\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">despazito</a>:</p><blockquote><p>how i sleep at night knowing i\u2019ll never go cave diving<br/></p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"493\" data-orig-width=\"751\"><img src=\"/media/1b7ea536cb6f9539e912e13a78979d3417654972_cb626ba4ff03.png\" data-orig-height=\"493\" data-orig-width=\"751\"/></figure></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>Honestly a big thing was hearing about <b>dry</b> cave spelunking and realizing even without the water, danger aside, if just sounds tedious.</p><p>Like &ldquo;ooh, you can explore an unexplored world&rdquo;, bitch I have been playing video games <i>exactly</i> long enough to know that exploring caves is <b>no</b> fun if you have to map them yourself</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/1b7ea536cb6f9539e912e13a78979d3417654972_cb626ba4ff03.png", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 354}