{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "something funny i\u2019ve noticed throughout the years when straight guys talk about men they would \u201cgo gay for\u201d is that it\u2019s...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/683631343289204736/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://xenosagaepisodeone.tumblr.com/post/683624587756552192/something-funny-ive-noticed-throughout-the-years\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">xenosagaepisodeone</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>something funny i\u2019ve noticed throughout the years when straight guys talk about men they would \u201cgo gay for\u201d is that it\u2019s normally a very similar archetype of man. men who possess great physical prowess and are emotionally withdrawn in a cool, masculine way, but are also very protective over friends/subordinates and will use the appearance of detached machismo as a conduit to deploy genuine acts of care and affection. they want to be fashioned into damsels by their bros. straight men are all Bond girls to me.<br/></p></blockquote>"}