{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I think the worst crime of the brits is calling whipped cream squirty cream", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/683573294444740608/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://staffs-secret-blog.tumblr.com/post/683411446500130816/for-the-non-believers-out-there\" target=\"_blank\">staffs-secret-blog</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://staffs-secret-blog.tumblr.com/post/683411213300957184/i-think-the-worst-crime-of-the-brits-is-calling\" target=\"_blank\">staffs-secret-blog</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I think the worst crime of the brits is calling whipped cream squirty cream</p></blockquote><p>For the non believers out there</p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"900\" data-orig-width=\"900\"><img src=\"/media/db82e1b13afbeb3ecdce4bfabaff8e47e3c60596_742ce9ee2f01.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"900\" data-orig-width=\"900\" srcset=\"/media/644cb12a99bdb5afd27e8e749860f5971beed1fb_28e39ccec8e3.jpg 75w, /media/89c599350588c608f5e23451c3dd95a04a640f05_54ac8689c8b7.jpg 100w, /media/8e1b50f6fbb23ab152c402a56d286ff727ccedc6_7ae5218e39a4.jpg 250w, /media/2212c45cf457cc20e6f72f65328871b1868eef10_1f08b20876a1.jpg 400w, /media/a68faaac323d5c518a60550aa74bc78ccec473fa_81652f94bc57.jpg 500w, /media/6af4d59a1f08bd3dac826c281f919b2e414ee862_99bc908f93ee.jpg 540w, /media/db82e1b13afbeb3ecdce4bfabaff8e47e3c60596_742ce9ee2f01.jpg 640w, /media/603fbb3bec405a63e5ba982e7247eaaccce50921_07582bc8509d.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"256\" data-orig-width=\"256\"><img src=\"/media/bcb332d0e4a01bf93eb923ee273410dd10f33ae5_bf101db926d1.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"256\" data-orig-width=\"256\" srcset=\"/media/407d767f32c9c0187c4c34f333e34d881103807b_73e2d098fa79.jpg 75w, /media/9e4443cf9cf16e76ebf92e0e4624a2c56142b89b_5ddb39cc7a51.jpg 100w, /media/b65cd7c4ce44bf2f92fa57583c3dcd9d123886c2_e8d5d7a85a4b.jpg 250w, /media/81fadd2379356f9f8f7b7c60d45febe7af6b19e0_3cdf94ca8394.jpg 256w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 256px) 100vw, 256px\"/></figure></div><p><br/></p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/db82e1b13afbeb3ecdce4bfabaff8e47e3c60596_742ce9ee2f01.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 640}