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what socks do pirate love the most?

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Arrrrgyle

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you got it! what\u2019s a pirate\u2019s favorite element?

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Arrrrrrrgon

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right again. what\u2019s a pirate\u2019s favorite state to visit?

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Arrrrrrrrrkansas?

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yep. what\u2019s a pirate\u2019s favorite letter of the alphabet?

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R!

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oh, you think it\u2019s an R, but it\u2019s really the C

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Heard a guy do a pirate song once and yell out jokes like this to the audience during the bridge. The last one:

Singer: \u201cWhat\u2019s a pirate\u2019s favorite crime?\u201d
The audience, primed by now: \u201cArr-son!\u201d
Singer stops playing, stares at us all reproachfully, says: \u201cPiracy.\u201d

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