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wings-liker:

toskarin:

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delearyus:

transmechanicus:

spoookiepie:

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wbicepuppy:

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silverhawk:

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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids\u00a0would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they\u2019re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

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a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper:\u00a0\u201ci thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are\u201d and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

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no come back ma\u2019am

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*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

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underwater wife

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Underwater love of my underwater life

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Eat it from the back

Or eat it from the front

\u2018Cause it\u2019s always shark week

With an underwater

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