{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Millennial Mascot fight!\nFlo from Progressive, Jared from Subway, George Foreman for Meineke and grills, who else?\n(Humans, no...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/682936902973800448/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/682935505418125312/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Millennial Mascot fight!</p><p>Flo from Progressive, Jared from Subway, George Foreman for Meineke and grills, who else?</p><p>(Humans, no Erin Esurance)</p></blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;Dude, you&rsquo;re getting a Dell&rdquo; guy, Justin Long as Mac to John Hodgman&rsquo;s PC</p>"}