{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Oh, okay, they're argon capsules from a system that preserves half-consumed wine bottles by displacing the air and preventing...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/682817495383638016/", "html": "<div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"958\" data-orig-width=\"750\"><img src=\"/media/7f3b6f7d1262b7fc88a35b1887469a9b8c02b01e_d5fba62d8953.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"958\" data-orig-width=\"750\" srcset=\"/media/e9117fefeadfdd9f834ffdedc4d7da7e47b1f913_a74d11a659ab.jpg 75w, /media/f4ed7541cac8aceee8f3c7a6298faf591a91a8f1_295d1a6d42b5.jpg 100w, /media/a5c3e228bf81ebb64f72b76ccfcec35bf736d1e0_70ebc918b33b.jpg 250w, /media/506e668932506b68cacc0aa49da0f648fd0bccdc_db532750bc7c.jpg 400w, /media/14b2b15cb98584526341fc52ab27d6f7099deff0_7798ce16f075.jpg 500w, /media/93afc320680b66c77520c0d71bf978e6f27359d2_f3fb0af8482d.jpg 540w, /media/7f3b6f7d1262b7fc88a35b1887469a9b8c02b01e_d5fba62d8953.jpg 640w, /media/97b23108c3ad41bab9f30e3f540409c59173dbad_a3f06cf42113.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\"/></figure></div><p>Oh, okay, they&rsquo;re argon capsules from a system that preserves half-consumed wine bottles by displacing the air and preventing oxidation, I thought Crate &amp; Barrel was selling me poppers. (Given the traditional use of this Facebook ad format with something ??? in the first slot to get your attention, the confusion was likely intentional.)</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/7f3b6f7d1262b7fc88a35b1887469a9b8c02b01e_d5fba62d8953.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 817}