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hmm. Whats the gas pressure of a fart, before you fart it

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hmm. Whats the gas pressure of a fart, before you fart it

it’s probably negligible, which is why you’re hearing about all these giant gas clouds from space now

i wanna stick a barometer up my ass and eat beans

I just hope your poop doesn’t explode in your ass like in that one post

But seriously, I like how people are going to have fun with “harry potter and the fart thing”

WHAT POST

can you show me a screenshot?

Here’s an old post that was the impetus of all the fun, in which the author talks about what the pressure in his rectum and colon is during a fart, what a gas cloud in space is like, and why I find the image of a gas cloud in space funny

 It was in a movie. It started out as a cute comedy. Then there was a
 sex scene. When I found out she was pregnant, I left the movie. I
 felt like I was at a funeral: You've lost the plot. You had a good
 story but the story was lost.ALT

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