{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "\u201cMcGruff the Crime Dog\u201d makes him sound like he\u2019s a dog who does crime. Sadly, the truth is much lamer.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/682125243112964096/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://radiofreederry.tumblr.com/post/681920151926505472/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-makes-him-sound-like-hes\" target=\"_blank\">radiofreederry</a>:</p><blockquote><p>\u201cMcGruff the Crime Dog\u201d makes him sound like he\u2019s a dog who does crime. Sadly, the truth is much lamer. </p></blockquote>"}