{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/682094991546499072/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://jiskblr.tumblr.com/post/682093087475023872/pochowek-staff-avocados-and-avocadonts\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">jiskblr</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http://pochowek.tumblr.com/post/159990806641/staff-avocados-and-avocadonts-reserve\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">pochowek</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://staff.tumblr.com/post/156874920412/avocados-and-avocadonts-reserve\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">staff</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://avocados-and-avocadonts.tumblr.com/post/156747309556/reserve-starsarelimitless-quasi-normalcy\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">avocados-and-avocadonts</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://reserve.tumblr.com/post/156319137195/starsarelimitless-quasi-normalcy\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">reserve</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://starsarelimitless.tumblr.com/post/154561764549/quasi-normalcy-quasi-normalcy\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">starsarelimitless</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://quasi-normalcy.tumblr.com/post/154469170040/quasi-normalcy-kaylapocalypse-mikkeneko\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">quasi-normalcy</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://quasi-normalcy.tumblr.com/post/154468706775/kaylapocalypse-mikkeneko-eight-times-nine\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">quasi-normalcy</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://kaylapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/154468550224/mikkeneko-eight-times-nine-bass-borot\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kaylapocalypse</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://mikkeneko.tumblr.com/post/153245248744/eight-times-nine-bass-borot\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mikkeneko</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://eight-times-nine.tumblr.com/post/151879697401\" target=\"_blank\">eight-times-nine</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://bass-borot.tumblr.com/post/151876739856\" target=\"_blank\">bass-borot</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://normaler-on-the-outside.tumblr.com/post/151868181812\" target=\"_blank\">normaler-on-the-outside</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://trickytalks.tumblr.com/post/151867778084\" target=\"_blank\">trickytalks</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://argumate.tumblr.com/post/151865518119\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://anosognosic.tumblr.com/post/151865339702\" target=\"_blank\">anosognosic</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://argumate.tumblr.com/post/151864854944\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://dagny-hashtaggart.tumblr.com/post/151862467925\" target=\"_blank\">dagny-hashtaggart</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://pochowek.tumblr.com/post/151847421101\" target=\"_blank\">pochowek</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america</b>: i love this?? this is so pure omg</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><b>tumblr user, finding a miraculously untouched packet of frozen pastries in post-apocalyptic america: </b>beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><b>tumblr user, succumbing to dehydration in the wilderness of post-apocalyptic america:</b> my hands are literally shaking as I type this</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>\n\n<b>tumblr edgelord, to a booby-trap in post-apocalyptic america, an arrow embedded deep in their chest:</b> i\u2019m sorry, are you <i>triggered?</i>\u00a0<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><b>tumblr user, attempting to reestablish a pony express mail service across the shattered remnants of post-apocalyptic america:</b>\u00a0this post is important</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><b>tumblr user, standing behind thousands of other refugees from post-apocalyptic america, straining to hear the instructions of the volunteer who is giving them their floor space assignments:</b> say it louder for the people in the back</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><b>tumblr user, handing out vials \u2014filled with a cure for the plague which has devastated the world\u2014 to the remaining people of post-apocalyptic america:</b> spread this like wildfire</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><b>tumblr user, checking the post-apocalyptic town\u2019s notice board for information important to rebuilding:</b> why doesn\u2019t this have more notes??</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><b>tumblr user, about to venture out into a dangerous part of the post-apocalyptic world with a small group of volunteers for whom they care for dearly and are concerned about the mental wellbeing of and the impact the adventure could have on them: </b>if you don\u2019t like this unfollow me right now</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><b>tumblr user, watching a boy be dragged into the stocks of a post-apocalyptic settlement for the crime of stealing a crust of bread: </b>FREE HIM</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>Post post modernism</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><b>tumblr user, trekking on foot across the burned out plains of post-apocalyptic america in search of refuge for what seems like forever: </b>Is Canada even real?</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><b>tumblr user, being offered bark tea to fend off against scurvy in post-apocalyptic america: </b>This tea is HOT!</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>\n\n<b>tumblr user, alone and searching for the warmth and comfort of other humans and being jumped by a group of post-apocalyptic american vigilantes:</b> I came out to have a good time and i\u2019m honestly feeling so attacked right now\n\n<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><b>tumblr user, caring for a nursery of small children, the last children born into this broken, dying world, gently feeding them watery broth:</b> take a fuckin\u2019 sip babes</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><b>tumblr user, watching a suspicious figure approach the gates of their ramshackle settlement in post-apocalyptic america: </b>who is she</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><b>tumblr user, looking helplessly at their shattered pole weapon before perishing in the battle circle of post-apocalyptic america:</b> wtf staff</p>\n</blockquote>\n<h2><b>staff replied, post is over</b></h2>\n</blockquote>\n<p>the polar opposite of \u201cmods are asleep, post X\u201d</p></blockquote>"}