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Yassified version of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie called If You Buy an Elf a Mimosa"

Honestly this feels like it would fit better in the mid-2000s “chick lit” era, or the early 2010s brunch era when feminist blogging was like “see, and now that we’ve opened the internet cultural portal wide enough for college-educated UMC white girls, we’re good forever”

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