shrine to the prophet of americana

Ah Jesus, the atmospheric pressure changed and now intraocular pressure in my right eye is tweaking me. Wtf.

kontextmaschine:

Ah Jesus, the atmospheric pressure changed and now intraocular pressure in my right eye is tweaking me. Wtf.

I swear, if this gets to be a thing… “kids, your paw can tell when it’s gonna rain cause his goddamn eye aches”