Now that like, smutty fanfiction is a major theme of the zeitgeist of course I’ll discover that I was on that tip all along.

Which in this case involves remembering that my first attempt to establish an online presence in like middle school involved reviewing (???) a gen13 porn fic where the self-insert psyker suppressed Roxy “Freefall” Spalding’s pain reflexes so that zero-gravity anal sex was pure pleasure for her