{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "There are just a few businesses in the neighborhood \u2013 largely beer-related! \u2013 that were obviously the realization of the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/681740555728846848/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/681740361386835968/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>There are just a few businesses in the neighborhood \u2013 largely beer-related! \u2013 that were <i>obviously</i> the realization of the longtime dream of one of the more shit-together young local residents of the pre-Portlandia neighborhood from the rap-rock era and it is honestly a little touching but tragic to see sometimes</p></blockquote>\n<p>Like &ldquo;aww, you must have been a shining jewel in the rough back when this was meth country! This amateur-hour stuff only made sense on a block with <i>vacant</i> commercial space and there is <b>no chance</b> you exist in three years&rdquo;</p>"}