Realizing that only some of the M:tG ads I’ve been getting tons of on Facebook is keying off me having any connection with Magic before in my life, some was – starting after they boosted ad volume and before they started running crypto ads – as a nontraditional asset class, keying off the algorithm the same way as all the other weird investments it pitches

(I’m an accredited investor, don’t you know. One wise enough to realize that in such a return-hungry market the good deals aren’t advertising to find you)