{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "F\u00fcr Elise is incredibly annoying when played robotically like a speedtest but if you play it with some feeling it's almost...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/681222372183949312/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/681222034968182784/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://max1461.tumblr.com/post/681221560813617152/ok-to-be-honest-i-think-this-is-less-about-the\" target=\"_blank\">max1461</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/681221405539500032/grigori-hastur-said-do-you-have-an-example-of\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/681194629182423040/f%C3%BCr-elise-is-incredibly-annoying-when-played\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p><blockquote><p>F\u00fcr Elise is incredibly annoying when played robotically like a speedtest but if you play it with some feeling it&rsquo;s almost embarrassingly sexual</p></blockquote><blockquote class=\"npf_indented\"><p><a href=\"https://grigori-hastur.tumblr.com/\" target=\"_blank\">grigori-hastur</a>\u00a0said:\u00a0Do you have an example of such a rendition?</p></blockquote><p>I suppose for all his faults you could start with Lang Lang</p></blockquote><figure class=\"tmblr-full tmblr-embed\" data-provider=\"youtube\" data-url=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s71I_EWJk7I\" data-orig-width=\"356\" data-orig-height=\"200\"><iframe width=\"356\" height=\"200\" id=\"youtube_iframe\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/s71I_EWJk7I?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen></iframe></figure><p>ok, to be honest I think this is less about the music and more about the&hellip; <i>thing</i> he is doing with his whole upper body here</p></blockquote><p>The fact the tune&rsquo;s got this far into the culture without people particularly caring who Elise was is a thing</p></blockquote>\n<p>also maybe Utena ruined me, maybe growing up with Nobuo Uematsu soundtracks ruined me but at this point it mostly registers as a prompt for Japanese composers to play with</p>"}