{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So Jennette McCurdy, the celebrity I picked when I thought it would be healthy to have a celebrity I wanted to fuck with no...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/681196514468560896/", "html": "<p>So Jennette McCurdy, the celebrity I picked when I thought it would be healthy to have a celebrity I wanted to fuck with no intellectual or Discourse investment in, is now principally a memoirist and monologist.</p>"}