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"I'm not locked in with you, you're locked in here with *me*" guy proceeds to utterly terrify his society-mates by doing some...

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"I'm not locked in with you, you're locked in here with *me*" guy proceeds to utterly terrify his society-mates by doing some light gardening and owning more than one motorcycle. He's not to trifle with, this one time he scored with a 24 year old girl and then he went off online on a tangeant about how it's okay to fuck teenagers.

most hard core mother fucker on planet earth impresses people by having career/life path roughly comparable to a Jonathan Franzen novel character

Like, is the issue that I’m not being edgy enough to vicariously live your fantasies through? What are we doing here?