{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "it's kinda fucked up we don't have real enchanted jewelry like i wanna go to micheals and buy a ring that makes my pens use 10%...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/680756653752303616/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://lmaonade.tumblr.com/post/680200801828962304/its-kinda-fucked-up-we-dont-have-real-enchanted\" target=\"_blank\">lmaonade</a>:</p><blockquote><p>it&rsquo;s kinda fucked up we don&rsquo;t have real enchanted jewelry like i wanna go to micheals and buy a ring that makes my pens use 10% less ink when i wear it or something </p></blockquote>"}