{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Ah, Jesus, I forgot about Portland's annual start-of-spring hail day", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/680643932126920705/", "html": "<p>Ah, Jesus, I forgot about Portland&rsquo;s annual start-of-spring hail day</p>"}