{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Realize I've helped teach Amazon that people who buy BISEXUAL FLAGS also buy BUTT PLUGS, so fair enough", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/679919383397744640/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/679919142229475328/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Realize I&rsquo;ve helped teach Amazon that people who buy BISEXUAL FLAGS also buy BUTT PLUGS, so fair enough</p></blockquote>\n<p>I&rsquo;m scanning my previous purchases for something really straight to complete the parallel. Uh, HEAVY-DUTY FOLDING SAWHORSES?</p>"}