shrine to the prophet of americana

Realize I've helped teach Amazon that people who buy BISEXUAL FLAGS also buy BUTT PLUGS, so fair enough

kontextmaschine:

Realize I’ve helped teach Amazon that people who buy BISEXUAL FLAGS also buy BUTT PLUGS, so fair enough

I’m scanning my previous purchases for something really straight to complete the parallel. Uh, HEAVY-DUTY FOLDING SAWHORSES?