shrine to the prophet of americana

just to be clear

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

max1461:

max1461:

discourse-detritivore:

tubewormgirlchemotrphcmicrobiome:

tradcath-nehru:

tedcruzvaginaobtainer:

show-me-thy-penis:

putins-secret-psyop-account:

anarcho-mewtwoism:

martinshkrelineopagansexritual:

brainworm-haver:

max1461:

just to be clear

for all the people curious

I have a multitude of relatively underused accounts

with pretty good urls I think

so if anyone has any idea what I should use them for

like let me know dude

cause like

yeah these guys can’t go to waste

like COME ON

anyway yeah

that’s the situation

my bloggatory genius racking up various responses and emotions

I used to own @kulak-official on my old account but never had any use cases for it 😔

Back in the “political celebrity discourse pun” era I had @sarah-palingenesis but that was it