{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "\"ingredients you can pronounce!!!\" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/679744323016867840/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://falseobject.tumblr.com/post/679526833756176384/if-you-cant-pronounce-maltodextrin-why-would-i\" target=\"_blank\">falseobject</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://falseobject.tumblr.com/post/679526772945174528/ingredients-you-can-pronounce-actually-im\" target=\"_blank\">falseobject</a>:</p><blockquote><p>&ldquo;ingredients you can pronounce!!!&rdquo; actually i&rsquo;m great at phonics and i love eating chemicals</p></blockquote><p>if you can&rsquo;t pronounce maltodextrin why would i trust you on literally anything</p></blockquote>"}