{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "me n my medieval gf sexting:", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/678919460977098752/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://lyndsayonmars.tumblr.com/post/678886263120609280/me-n-my-medieval-gf-sexting\" target=\"_blank\">lyndsayonmars</a>:</p><blockquote><h2><b>me n my medieval gf sexting:</b></h2><p>me: i will rend thy cunt asunder, wrench</p><p>her: o! prithee split me in twain</p></blockquote>"}